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Facebook Is Dead!!! And it Predicts the Future!
Facebook just announced they are changing their name to Meta. They predict the future! In Hebrew, if you say about a company that it is “meta” (מתה) it means that it is dead. Literally. A “meta” company is a dead company. You heard it first here. Can’t wait! I cracked up when I heard it.
Demand for Beans Just got Sky-high!
This just in! There is suddenly a huge demand for all types of beans. An investigation and survey done by Fakin’News is now revealing the real reason behind it. As people hear that gas prices got so high, they rush to get beans.