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Monkeypox seems to be completely under control, but…An increasing and worrisome number of cases of Donkey Schmucks has been reports in all US states. Patient Zero has been suspected to be from the D.C. area or Delaware, where also most cases were reported, with other relatively high density of cases observed in CA, NY, NJ … Read more
The statement by FBI special agent Matthew DeSarno following this weekend’s hostage-taking situation in Texas that the incident “was not specifically related to the Jewish community” was proved to be true! Fakin’News exclusive! We gathered information from witnesses, and carefully listened to the recordings form the incident. Here is what we found: Malik Faisal Akram, … Read more
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They are making it an official annual event! The Friday before Thanksgiving will now be called Smash & Grab Friday. There’s nothing like free crap to show the holidays spirit. A source in the well established CCA (Criminal Consumer Association) just leaked that as part of Criminal Prime the Friday will be extended and become … Read more
Facebook just announced they are changing their name to Meta. They predict the future! In Hebrew, if you say about a company that it is “meta” (מתה) it means that it is dead. Literally. A “meta” company is a dead company. You heard it first here. Can’t wait! I cracked up when I heard it.
This just in! There is suddenly a huge demand for all types of beans. An investigation and survey done by Fakin’News is now revealing the real reason behind it. As people hear that gas prices got so high, they rush to get beans.
Seems like DOED despite push back from the NPTA still supports CRT, with a strong push from BLM, DNC, AOC and others, which, IMHO, is complete BS (and I do not mean Bachelor of Science). IRMC. Acronymania.
Fakin’News is the place to see it all! Biden comments about our control of the Gafkanitan and Balitan situation!
