This just in! The Biden administration, in collaboration with Anthony Faultci that in late 2019 got to an agreement with China that only certified organic COVID-19 viruses will be released to the public, has just announced that after lengthy discussions, that took over 7 minutes, a new agreement with China was reached, and all COVID-19 viruses that will be released from now on, including all Greek letters variants AND new versions (such as COVID-21 and COVID-21-2) will be non-GMO!
This not only means that ALL VIRUSes will be so much healthier, but also that they will be safe to infect vegans, lactose intolerant and celiac disease peeps, and anyone wearing a red MAGA hat! Really!
