Biden is being replaced with Text To Speech

Joe Biden Text to Speech

Hot Fakin’News! The Biden administration decided to use text to speech from now on, to eliminate any mistakes Biden will make while reading the prompter. “Why not eliminate the middleman” Pelosi said, while Kamala was nodding and giggling. The official statement also said it will save tax payers money as free-of-reading-Joe will not need more … Read more

BLM officially changed the acronym!

Yes, it’s still BLM, but what does it stand for now? The official announcement was made by one of BLM founders while relaxing at one of her multi-million dollar mansions, she stated that it should be a more descriptive acronym. To make it true to the actual group activities, now BLM stands for Busted Looting … Read more

Ribs (Houston’s restaurant inspired)

OpineAway - Ribs

Made this last week and loved how they came out. After this I’ll also post the coleslaw I made/had with it. I made everything on the grill, I find it simpler. First we cook the ribs with spices in water. I used a disposable aluminum pan that can hold the ribs and deep enough to … Read more

New COVID-19 Farta Variant Released!

COVID-19-Farta-varient-composed

The moment ya’ll been waiting for! The Wuhan Lab just announced it officially released the COVID-19 Farta Variant! Billions around the world already stand in line around the block all over the universe to be the first ones to be infected by this new and improved version. Per the CDC, the Center for Disinformation Chiefs, … Read more