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Fancy name I just made up. This chicken dish is using Persian lemons and coconut milk, mainly because I just got the lemons and had coconut milk leftover in the fridge. But it came out good… 1 1/2 cups water 2 Persian lemons 2 bay leaves 4 cloves garlic 1 1/2 tsp salt 1 tspn … Read more
The statement by FBI special agent Matthew DeSarno following this weekend’s hostage-taking situation in Texas that the incident “was not specifically related to the Jewish community” was proved to be true! Fakin’News exclusive! We gathered information from witnesses, and carefully listened to the recordings form the incident. Here is what we found: Malik Faisal Akram, … Read more
I had two pieces of skinless/boneless chicken thighs in the fridge. I also had a mango that was lonely in the fruit drawer. And, of course, I was hungry (what else is new). So I made this chicken, and the wraps I used with it. This came out so good, I named it Atyuttama Chicken. … Read more
Wrappers Delight. First of two recipes I came up with today. I wanted wrappers (or call them tortillas) that are not wheat or corn flour based, so I figured I can use buckwheat flour. So these are gluten free. They came out great! Here goes: These quantities will make about 6 wraps, depending on pan … Read more
What am I, chopped liver? Well, I like it. Chicken liver has a bad rap in the US, so it is not popular and cost next to nothing. But I grew up seeing my mother loving chicken liver sautéed with onions, and my grandparents (on my father’s side, my mother’s parents were murdered during the … Read more
They say hunger is the mother of invention. Or something like that. Anyway, on this one don’t hold me responsible for quantities. I just winged it completely because that’s how I usually cook, unless I plan to write a recipe, which I didn’t. This chicken dish is a mish-mash hybrid of Chicken Scarpariello, Plao Ubjij … Read more
This is really simple. Pickled lemons are commonly used in northern Africa for cooking, in sandwiches, with goat cheese, with fish, i.e. anything and everything you want. So here’s the simple way to make it. Use a clean (best to sterilized) jar that will get pretty much full with the amount of lemons you use. … Read more
A couple of hours ago I went to the supermarket to just get some heavy cream (for my coffee, on that some other time). Of course I was picking up stuff as I was walking the isles. So the lethal combo of being hungry, seeing that tilapia was on sale again, and the fact that … Read more
Don’t judge.For some reason I had cocktail hot dogs stuck in my brain, so I got some, and this happened when it was dinner time. Hot dogs and thin sliced onions went into the toaster oven for 25 minutes on 450f. A little butter on two small buns I sliced, and since the oven was … Read more
