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As part of the military effort to make the US Army more gender and race neutral, it was announced that the Guantanamo Bay Naval Base will be renamed. If approved by some general with lots of striped thingies on his chest, the base will be called, starting as soon as next week, “Guantanamo Gay”. The … Read more
In a bold move that shook the social networks industry, and left trillions of creatures around the universe with their jaw or whatever other body part dropped, Facebook made today an announcement that can only described as innovative, ground breaking and brave! Mark the date! As of today, Facebook will allow you to post stuff! … Read more
We all wondered what was the story with wearing that hat for the space flight in that big hilariously shaped rocket. We here at Fakin’ News work relentlessly to find the information for you. We sent microscopic drones with tiny 4K cameras to find out all the behind-the-scene facts about this flight, and we found … Read more
This just in! The Biden administration, in collaboration with Anthony Faultci that in late 2019 got to an agreement with China that only certified organic COVID-19 viruses will be released to the public, has just announced that after lengthy discussions, that took over 7 minutes, a new agreement with China was reached, and all COVID-19 … Read more
For now, the home of Fakin’ News will be here, until such days I’m less lazy (i.e. have time) and get the website FakinNews.com up. It seems that everywhere you look for actual news, you get fake news. I try to do stuff the right way, so I will call my fake news as they … Read more
So yes I’m also fixing and fixin’ cars when I get a chance. Someone once said that I get bored easily. Anyway, flipping (no pun intended) channels a while ago, I found that program called “Flipping Bangers”. It’s two brits buying cars in bad shape and trying to fix and sell them within five days … Read more
I figured if having bread, celebrate it. So I made a sort of pork Ropa Vieja which I cooked in the oven for the better part of the day, with carrots and onions, garlic and spices. Shredded it and let it cook for another hour in the juices. Then construct the deliciousness with avocado, a … Read more
First I rejected people saying that all whites are White Supremacists, because I’m kinda of white and took it personally (well, I was born to a Jewish mother from Poland and she and I were pretty dark-skinned especially during Israeli summers, and my father’s parents (yes also Jews) were from Bessarabia. My father and I … Read more
I find it harder and harder to find what I’m looking for on a Google results page. It used to be amazing to search using Google. I feel usability is getting worse and worse. Just saying.
No, I didn’t invent this. Well, I did, but… I did not invent LGBTQIA. Really. It’s a thing. Here’s the source: “We use the acronym LGBTQIA at Tech to stand for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, (questioning), intersex, asexual, and (agender). While we do this with intentionality, it is still possible to hear many variations of the … Read more