Shrimp over veggies
I got requests for videos. Here’s last night’s dinner. Notice the exciting buildup music!!! All info is in the video…I’m too lazy right now to write anything else.
BLM officially changed the acronym!
Yes, it’s still BLM, but what does it stand for now? The official announcement was made by one of BLM founders while relaxing at one of her multi-million dollar mansions, she stated that it should be a more descriptive acronym. To make it true to the actual group activities, now BLM stands for Busted Looting … Read more
Ribs (Houston’s restaurant inspired)
Made this last week and loved how they came out. After this I’ll also post the coleslaw I made/had with it. I made everything on the grill, I find it simpler. First we cook the ribs with spices in water. I used a disposable aluminum pan that can hold the ribs and deep enough to … Read more
Coleslaw broccoli or cabbage (goes great with the ribs)
3 tbls mayonnaise 2 tbls white vinegar 1 tsp sugar 1/4 tspn salt 1/4 tspn coriander Pinch white pepper Pinch cayenne pepper 2 cups julienned broccoli stems or chopped green cabbage or mix. Can use a bag of Broccoli Slaw mix. Can also mix some red cabbage. Be creative.1/2 cup julienned carrots1/4 cup chopped parsley … Read more
Being Canceled makes you famous
Someone once told me there is no such thing as bad PR! My last post on Instagram Fakin’News about a new Covid-19 Farta variant, got picked up by them and they added a link under my post “Visit the COVID-19 Information Center for vaccine resources” which I find hilarious, and it is very obvious they … Read more
New COVID-19 Farta Variant Released!
The moment ya’ll been waiting for! The Wuhan Lab just announced it officially released the COVID-19 Farta Variant! Billions around the world already stand in line around the block all over the universe to be the first ones to be infected by this new and improved version. Per the CDC, the Center for Disinformation Chiefs, … Read more
Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream to be rebranded
Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream will be rebranded, and included as an annex to The United States House of Representatives and by that become part of the United States congress. The brand will be renamed and officially be called “Ben & Jerry’s I Scream”. The move was approved with the help of the queen of … Read more
Guantanamo Bay Naval Base renamed!
As part of the military effort to make the US Army more gender and race neutral, it was announced that the Guantanamo Bay Naval Base will be renamed. If approved by some general with lots of striped thingies on his chest, the base will be called, starting as soon as next week, “Guantanamo Gay”. The … Read more
Facebook now allows you to post!
In a bold move that shook the social networks industry, and left trillions of creatures around the universe with their jaw or whatever other body part dropped, Facebook made today an announcement that can only described as innovative, ground breaking and brave! Mark the date! As of today, Facebook will allow you to post stuff! … Read more
The reason that Jeff Bezos Wore a Hat
We all wondered what was the story with wearing that hat for the space flight in that big hilariously shaped rocket. We here at Fakin’ News work relentlessly to find the information for you. We sent microscopic drones with tiny 4K cameras to find out all the behind-the-scene facts about this flight, and we found … Read more